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Please Don’t Eat All The Cheetos

MeA Cheeto Named Larry is a fanciful name, born from the munching and crunching sounds made by a lady who loved eating the cheesy snack. Journey McGuire is the author and funny writer behind the idea of Larry (I’ll let her tell you this part), but I will let on that she made a snap decision in the creation, demise and resurrection of this orangey chap. I just love the way he looks.

LarryInanimate objects of affection have a way of developing personality traits. They can assume a life of their own even while remaining in the same position. Take a new stuffed animal, a soft really cute stuffed animal and give it to a child. Within five minutes it has been named. Proof enough that they’re irresistible, but it doesn’t end with stuffed animals either. Kids love their blankets and pillows and special clothing, too.

LarryinDragThe point is … A Cheeto Named Larry is a blog penned by a writer who can take the events in her life and turn them into something akin to tongue-in-cheek wit, bordering on a little stand-up comedy. Her perspective of her daily routine makes them amusing and fun to read. It’s a place where frank speaking is refreshing and when you leave you’ll be wearing a smile. Each time I see the BlogCatalog Banner for this site I cannot resist Larry. My eyes light up and I begin to smile back at him.

Theresa: Your name is cool and reminds me of the rock group. Who named you and is there a story to tell?

Journey: I’m not cool enough to be born with a name like Journey. My real name is actually very unfortunate and is the reason I drink. I’ve been mistaken for a little Mexican man, my entire life. But there is a story behind the name. Journey was actually the chosen name for my great niece, who unfortunately didn’t make it into the world. It was my way of helping her live on. I like to think she’d have the same sense of humor that the rest of us do so I don’t think she’d mind and I was given permission by her mother to adopt her name. Just a side note: if her name would have been Myrtle, I’d have instead suggested the planting of a tree in her honor.

Theresa: I know you’ve told it before but please share Larry’s history.

Journey: Ah, Larry. Well, one day I was screwing off at work, eating a bag of Cheetos, and I got to the last one and it just took on a humanesque-ish form. The Cheeto looked like a little man named Larry. I propped him up on my computer monitor and that’s where he stayed for years, inspiring a litany of idiotic blog posts. But then one day after four years, I went through some weird phase where I hated the writing and so I threw Larry in the trash and deleted my blog. I still can’t believe I did that.

Theresa: I enjoyed how you lost your “chi” even though during battle you had unfair advantage. Do you agree?

Journey: Hell no. Scrubbing Bubbles does not a murderer make. Besides, spiders have all sorts of advantages, like being quiet, being sneaky, being scary, and being little enough to BE ON you without your consent. The Internet claims they crawl in our mouths when we sleep. If I woke up while that was happening, I would immediately die. They clearly have the advantage.

Theresa: You mention you are a contributor for Humor Outcasts. What is this and how did you become involved?

Journey: Humor Outcasts is an awesome platform for humorists and a great place to spend your lunch break. It’s a site where you’ll find a variety of funny posts ranging from G Rated, all the way up to my kind of debauchery. I came across the site early in the year and thought I’d submit an article, not thinking they would actually like it. But they did and so my name gets to appear alongside all sorts of talented authors and bloggers. This site should be visited at least once a day for optimum happiness.

Theresa: You had me shaking my head and gurgles of laughter burst forth as I read your post “You’ll Die. Period”. The photo you included was priceless. I’m certain a lot of parents never got around to talking about things before they happened. Do you have anything else to add about how parents could be avoiding topics relating to their children and growing up? Are there any more that happened to you?

Phone Pics 1186Journey: I don’t really know why any parent would want to avoid those discussions. I rather enjoy them. It’s fun to embarrass your kid, and it’s your right as a parent. I tell my ten year old everything he didn’t want to know and more. I don’t want him being surprised when his wiener starts doing funny things. I live for the times he asks questions like, “what’s a period” and “what’s an erection”. I get to make a special and lasting memory, like my parents did with me. And yes, there were many more like the period one for me.

Theresa: I love animals especially cats. Do you have any pet members of the family?


Phone Pics 1009Journey:
My husband won’t let me have a cat. He says he’s allergic but I think he’s a liar. We have two dogs, a Labraheeler and a Jumbo Yorkie. The Yorkie was supposed to be my consolation prize for not having a cat. She was also supposed to be four pounds fully grown but that didn’t work out either. I’d like to own a miniature donkey one day.

Theresa: I read your husband looks like a rugged Ben Affleck and a story of a fish hanging out with another fish in the fishbowl. Tell us more and how many kids, too.

Phone Pics 471Journey: My husband does look like Ben Affleck. That’s why I’m willing to live life without a cat. We have one son. He was pre-baked for me, and while some would call that a stepson, to me he’s just son. I never wanted kids so this has been a very interesting experience falling in love with a midget. He provides lots of fodder for the blog. I like him. And … my son has fish that routinely fornicate in front of him.

Theresa: Can you share how you met your husband? Was it love at first sight or friendship first?

Journey: You ask all the hard questions. Initially, we worked at the same place and a friend tried to set us up. At the time, my husband was rather friendly with the ladies, if you catch my drift, and wasn’t interested in giving up that lifestyle. I was good with that but we did become friends and hung out pretty regularly. When I started dating somebody else I think that bothered him more than he thought it would, because when I broke up with the other guy he gave up his philandering ways and vowed to only philander with me.

Theresa: Do you like to travel? If so where are some of your favorite destinations?

Journey: My favorite destination is to the wine store. I’m sure I would love to travel if I ever got the opportunity but so far I haven’t been so fortunate. And by travel, I don’t mean in a car. I get panicky in heavy traffic. I’ve been to places like Colorado and the beaches in Florida, but nowhere super sexy. I have a thing for the mountains and I really want to visit Alaska, Switzerland, and go drink in Ireland. I also want to go somewhere that I have a legit chance of meeting Big Foot. I hear Texas has some but they don’t live where I live.

Theresa: Do you live in a large city, a suburb or in a rural location? What do you enjoy the most about the part of the country where you reside?

Journey: I live in Waco, Texas, famous for its fiery massacre. The population’s only about 120,000, which is big enough for me. I think the best part of living in Texas is that the weather September through May is kickass. But during June, July, and August, you will wish you were dead. I wish I were dead right now, as a matter of fact.

Theresa: Have you been funny from early on or did this develop, as you got older?

Journey: Funny looking maybe. People say I’m funny but I would classify myself more along the lines of weird. And I think the people who think I’m funny are weird like me, so that makes me feel better. I was a really messed up kid but I found the humor in that later in life, just not at the time. So I guess I’m glad of how I grew up because it really does make me laugh looking back. I would never categorize myself as funny as a child, though, scary maybe, but not funny.

Theresa: Who are some of your favorite comedians?

Journey: Louis CK for sure! He calls kids assholes and I like that. Jim Gaffigan cracks me up. Melissa McCarthy – she can make me pee my pants. There are too many to name. My husband and I sit in the garage and listen to comedy on Pandora all the time. It’s important to laugh. It kills cancer.

Theresa: If you didn’t write, and I know you’re crazy about it, what else would you do in order to share yourself with the world?

Journey: I would probably be a hooker. If not that, I think I would like to own a cat farm and save stray cats. Or, it would be really cool to own a bookstore and just sleep there in the middle of the floor with my bookstore cat. Maybe I would like to be a soap opera star, but then I don’t know how I’d feel about kissing strange men. I guess that would disqualify me as a hooker. As you can see, writing is the only option.

Theresa: Tell us something we can read in order to know a little more about you. Things like … do you like to stay home or go out to movies, plays, bookstores, restaurants, the park, go bike riding, and take long walks on the beach. We really enjoy learning those goings on behind the scenes of our members.

Journey: I don’t like to go places, as a general rule. It’s because I don’t want to put on makeup or wear sensible clothing. The other day I decided I should get in shape so I ran down to the stop sign and back. I haven’t done that shit again. I love the beach, and the mountains and trees, or any place with water really. I tell my husband all the time I want to go live in the woods. I would wash our clothes in the stream and beat them on a rock, but he doesn’t seem down with that. I like to camp and do nature things that don’t require a lot of effort on my part, like sit and drink wine and look at something pretty. My dream would be to live in a mountain town with say, a population of 1000 people. I could dress badly and maybe even meet Big Foot.

Theresa: Are you an only child or do you have siblings? What was it like when you were a kid? Give us a for instance around the family dinner table.

Journey: I have four sisters and a brother. I was the youngest, or the caboose, as my dad calls me. My four siblings are all older than I, so I didn’t really grow up with them. That leaves just me and my sister, Kansas, who’s almost three years older. I was a really odd kid so I didn’t have friends other than the ones I made up. I had big thick glasses and bucked teeth so I was a foxy one, as well. I even had to wear headgear. To school!

At the dinner table, my parents would sit there and talk about something really boring, like politics, and so Kansas and I would generally just make fun of them the whole time under our breath. For instance, if my dad said, “You know what that jackass Jimmy Carter did?” We’d finish his sentence for him with something like, “He made us eat poo poo. And then we’d just laugh and laugh, because poop is always funny when you’re little. And my parents would be none the wiser. Hey – we didn’t have many options.

Theresa: What are your plans for Larry? Is there a book or a film in the future for him?

Journey: I’m in the process of writing my book now. It’s about growing up weird and awkward and antisocial. Writing this book is a blast because I lived it all. Some people think it’s arrogant to write about your life when you aren’t even famous, but I really think it’s something everyone will be able to relate to in some aspect. It’s pretty funny so far and I’m really excited to get it finished and published. I hope to have it completed by the end of the year so I can start on some other ideas. And to think, it all started with one Cheeto!

Thanks so much for featuring me. This has been a lot of fun!

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LarryinDrag2It’s been a blast hanging out with you and I appreciate your taking the time to let us peek behind the scenes. You have a wonderful sense of humor and you’re right about the Cheeto. While Larry looked cute, it was your initiative to spare his life (you were probably full?), and this magical decision on your part, instigated the believable animation and Larry instantly sprang to life. I wonder if he did a little song and dance for you atop your monitor. Ha! We’re so glad you have resurrected his personality and hope you’ll hurry up and complete your book.

Visit A Cheeto Named Larry and you’ll find yourself laughing over the words of a lady who has good timing and knows instinctively how to turn the everyday routines into enjoyable reads. She has moxie, spirit and sharp wit … along with those pajamas and fluffy house shoes. Follow her on BlogCatalog.

And … Journey … You’ve got a great smile!

About Theresa H Hall

As a professional vocalist, licensed broadcaster, artist, published poet, lyricist, writer, animal lover and budding pastry chef, my blogs are intended to be conversational, thought provoking, interesting, mostly humorous and sometimes serious. Please join me on my quest to make "Sleeping Kitten - Dancing Dog!" (SKDD) a favorite of yours to visit. Read me on Half Hour Meals dot com and on BrooWaha dot com

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Close Your Eyes For A Fantasy Surprise

1This is how legend says it began. A long, long time ago … a little girl decided to let her imagination run ramped. Throughout this ever-evolving process she mixed and mingled legends of adventures and inserted many of her own characters, I’m sure will stay with us long after her stories have come to an end. You know, those memorable personalities who unexpectedly pop into our thoughts … pure reflections of the tales she weaves with seeming artlessness. Her characters come alive to merge, appear, vanish and they strengthen their bonds of friendship along the way. Sometimes it is a quest to explore one of the many places Lita Burke has created. It’s thrilling to read about a dashing rescue in order to save the day.

Visiting her site is akin to slipping down a rabbit hole and landing where you never dreamed you’d be. It’s a wondrous chance of fantasy fate, when you look about to realize you’re surrounded by the complexity of her creatures and in discovering the magic that makes you never want to leave. The artwork and graphics are fresh, intriguing, and the lands of which she speaks are far from the world in which we live. She’ll take you on a journey only to make you wait for the next installment of that continuing story. It’s enchantment and romantic and bone chilling, too, with dashes of this and that, to keep us hanging on until her next reveal.

The other day I sent out a Tweet, which read:

@LitaBurkeWriter I don’t know where to start! It’s like entering a candy shop. All I can think to say is “Lita Lita Lita … You R Amazing!”

Tumbling down that rabbit hole might be the best thing you do all day. There’s such range of variety to read and best of all, you might not want to stop.

Theresa: Lita, at this point I really need to know how you think up all this stuff? The descriptions of these fantasy places are incredible. Where do your ideas start?

5Lita: For me, the process is as natural as breathing. I have always been fascinated with how and why things work. If no one else knows, then I fill in the holes and make it up as I go along and tell myself “maybe things work this way…”

Theresa: How long has it taken you to create a whole new language complete with little glossary terms?

Lita: The glossary is the result of creating consistent rules for fantasy worlds in my stories. Fantasy fans delight in the absurd as long as the author doesn’t contradict the rules.

Theresa: I looked up the word novelettea short novel, light, romantic or sentimental in character. I suppose it is born from ebooks written for Kindle or Amazon. Am I correct in my deductions?

Lita: At 7,500 to 20,000 words, the novelette is longer than a short story, but not as long as a novella. Its length is well suited for ebooks. I find that a novelette has plenty of room for a reader to step into one of my fantasy worlds, meet some folks, and snoop around.

Theresa: I assume there are many bloggers who would like to understand the process of being published online. Can you give us some pointers and a few of the most commonplace rules to guide us?

Lita: The most important “rules” about blogging are choosing whom you are writing for, and what you want to say to them. I suggest you pick a theme (my blog’s theme is about the scary and fascinating delights of fantasy worlds). Also pick a writing style (I am a humble scribe for wizards and enchanters).

Theresa: How long have you been writing ebooks and was it a complicated process or a relatively easy one? Any more tips?

Lita: I’ve written and published ebooks for over two years. The mechanics of producing ebooks is straightforward—paperbacks too. I have two tips: first, research before you buy any author services and ask other Indies for suggestions. Second, improve your writing craft by learning how to plan plots, write riveting dialogue, and master scene description.

Theresa: This is excellent advice. Lita do you draw your own artwork or do you work with an artist?

Lita: I humbly admit that my talents lie with words, not images. I use stock photography for my blog and hire professional book cover artists.

Theresa: “Lita’s Worlds” … places like elsewheres. This is major fantasy speak. Please describe where elsewheres are located. I’m assuming there is more than one.

Lita: Ooh, I love visiting fantasy elsewheres. Let me name a few: Hogwarts, Oz, Middle Earth, Narnia, and down the rabbit hole. Where are they located? Just follow the second star on the left, and straight on ‘til morning. Or you can just pick up a fantasy book and find one inside.

Theresa: How many books have you written and at which age did you realize you wanted to become an author?

3Lita: I have published five books. I am currently drafting two more novels that I plan to publish within the next year. I have about seven manuscripts that need quite a bit of work to make them presentable. I was about five years old when I figured out that people wrote the stories in books, and I wanted to be one of those people. Of course, at five years old I had to learn my ABCs first.

Theresa: How cute! Tell us something about where you grew up and what you did along the way to present readers with the gift of your imagination.

Lita: My family lived in a rural area and childhood friends lived too far away to visit unless our parents took us in a car. My siblings were quite a bit older, and I didn’t have much in common with them. I entertained myself with reading everything in the grade school library. I didn’t share my stories until high school, when I found a kindred spirit in one of my English teachers.

4Theresa: If you could turn into one of your own characters, which one would you become?

Lita: I’m rather fond of Wizard Kadmeion, but of course I’m female and he is not. There is probably an elsewhere where that conundrum would not be an issue.

Theresa: Who are some of your favorite authors?

Lita: Steven King, Douglas Adams, J.R.R. Tolkien, Ray Bradbury, and Terry Pratchett.

Theresa: Have you ever set up a story in modern day? If so, which is it?

Lita: I have a complete manuscript of a woman-in-jeopardy thriller set in modern day about a gal who solves a decades-old murder and is tangled up in the killer’s revenge. My husband stayed up all night reading the manuscript so he could find out how it ended. The plot therefore has spousal approval, but the story needs rework before I’d foist it on my readers.

Theresa: Where do you live? Do you enjoy traveling? Apart from writing what are some of the things you enjoy doing?

Lita: I live on the edge of a large metropolitan city. I’m so-so for traveling, but I do love vacationing at the beach and in the mountains. When I’m not working my day job or doing my fantasy writing, I like to play poker or go camping.

Theresa: Who has most inspired you to follow your obvious passion for your fantasy worlds?

Lita: My mother was tolerant of my introverted ways and encouraged me to write down my visits to fantasy worlds.

Theresa: Have you ever shaped a person or entity that later you could not like?

Lita: When I was in college, I wrote a novel about the Enchanters of Sye (one of my current fantasy worlds) that had a bad guy that was too nebulous. Yuck. I kicked him out of my Sye fantasy world and instead dreamed up a proper controversy between the sensual Enchanters and the strict moralistic magicians of the Church.

Theresa: What is your idea of having a good time?

Lita: I enjoy going to the carnival and marveling at the dazzling lights and dark fun. Kids shriek on the rides and act terrified of the clowns. Teen sweethearts emerge with guilty flushed faces from the Tunnel of Love. Cotton candy is no more than pink-spun spider webs. I love it.

Theresa: You seem right at home on social media and are noticeably engaged with the people with whom you connect. Are you naturally relaxed in these venues or did it take time to be at ease?

Lita: It took a few months to figure out what to say on social media. I’m a very private person, but I’ll bore my family to tears chatting about my writing. On social media, most folks want to hear about my writing-related matters.

Theresa: Are you a moviegoer? What’s the last one you watched?

Lita: I enjoy going to the theatre and seeing movies. I love fantasy and science fiction flicks, and will consider case-by-case other types of films. The last movie I saw at the theatre was The Hobbit.

Theresa: What do you expect from yourself? By this I mean have you reached most of your goals in life and if not, would you consider sharing some of them with us?

Lita: I am very satisfied with my career goals in my day job. For my writing, I have many more things to do. I’d like to publish 100 novels before I die. I want to collect five hundred thousand blog followers and a million Twitter followers. I would like to sit down with Steven King, drink a couple of beers, and talk about how fun it is to write stories that scare the bejesus out of people.

Theresa: “6 Critical Elements For Fantasy World Building”, is a series of posts you wrote. What is the main purpose for these instructions?

Lita: These posts are the most successful for my blog—they still get many hits each week. With them, I took a different angle on a very popular writer’s craft topic and described what I thought was critical as a fantasy reader.

Theresa: What are you plans for the remainder of 2014?

Lita: I plan to release the next Clockpunk Wizard story, called Glitter Ponies, by the end of the year. In Glitter Ponies, Lady Luck’s daughter helps Wizard Kadmeion discover the cause of a mysterious unicorn illness.

Theresa: What do you want our readers to know about you that you haven’t shared before?

Lita: Although I sometimes write about fantastical and scary things, I am an insufferable optimist. Why? Because now is a terrific time in all of human history to be an author. With little more than a computer and connection to the Internet, anyone can compose scribbles (or words of wisdom) and give them to the world.

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Lita Burke has a fascinating imagination and describes herself this way …

“I am a humble scribe for wizards and enchanters”.

Lita, I thank you for spending time with me. I’m getting my Kindle next month!

As an avid reader and kindred spirit I certainly appreciate that she recognizes herself as an instrument in channeling the creative universe. Her characters almost jump off the pages of her books, and once read they are personalities to remember. And when you do visit her site it matters not which direction you take to land in her “elsewheres” … or do what I do … fall down the rabbit hole.

She is a master storyteller. I like how she thinks and she loves her readers to snoop around. Hurry on over to Lita’s World and remember to bring some cotton candy.

About Theresa H Hall

As a professional vocalist, licensed broadcaster, artist, published poet, lyricist, writer, animal lover and budding pastry chef, my blogs are intended to be conversational, thought provoking, interesting, mostly humorous and sometimes serious. Please join me on my quest to make "Sleeping Kitten - Dancing Dog!" (SKDD) a favorite of yours to visit. Read me on Half Hour Meals dot com and on BrooWaha dot com

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James Egan’s Bullseye Tactics

Screen shot 2014-07-09 at 11.03.34 PMJames Egan is a man who determined a long time ago, that he would  improve his life, by absorbing as much positive information as he was able. Early on, James recognized the huge gap between the mindset of someone with a public education, to the mindset of someone who attended a university that encouraged their students to set goals. It has taken him years of practical research and trying things he learned and used to help improve his own life. He was adamant that he should teach and coach anyone desiring to change their destinies, to aim higher and use his system. He took copious notes over the years and finally developed his own formula, so he can pass on this key evidence to those individuals dreaming of a better future.

What a noble and generous thing to do. James spent years constructing his teaching methods and honing these strategies … “expect more from life” He delivers great posts on his blog  Goals For All and shares a wealth of information with us.

Coaching others to believe in and to

cultivate their dreams is a beautiful thing.

Theresa: James how many kids did you and your wife raise? Did you share your ideas with them and if so, were they receptive and supportive?

James: We raised four children and they were receptive to my interest in setting goals. Unfortunately, I wasn’t as adamant about them setting goals, but as my career progressed I saw the amazing benefits that goal setting could bring.

Theresa: For those who have never sat down and written out their goals where is a good place to start? Which of your posts, manuals or books would you have a beginner read?

James: I would have them read “Three Easy Steps To Change Your Life” and later on, “Three Easy Steps to Improve Your Life”.

However, the best overall workbook is the one on my homepage, because it has all the worksheets and examples that someone should have.

Theresa: What do you consider to be the five most important concerns people need to get through in order to succeed in life?

James:

  • Fear of failure
  • Uncertainty about where to begin
  • Not being motivated enough
  • Having goals in mind but unsure how to achieve them
  • Uncertain how to change something in their life

Theresa: Why do you feel these are major obstacles to overcome?

James: Because each listed are all roadblocks to success.

Theresa: You said you served in the Navy. How did this affect you as a young man starting out in life? What did you take away from your experience? What did being a soldier teach you?

James: Serving in the military teaches discipline and respect for authority, and that carries on through the whole of your adult life.

Theresa: How would one go about making a “Personal Assessment”? Have you designed questions or a checklist for students to follow?

James: My workbook has all the tools to show how this assessment should be made, but it’s basically sitting down and outlining everything in your life that you’re not satisfied with and then prioritizing this list to put the one most important thing at the top. This becomes your very first goal.

Theresa: I noticed today you wrote this Tweet: “Real goals are not “to-do” lists. They should be dreams or desires of major importance”. I really agree with this statement. I’d like you to elaborate a bit because I feel it definitely changes our perspectives and the way to look at the places we want to go or things we wish to accomplish.

James: Major goals are the things in your life that cannot be achieved by some “to-do” list. They require a detailed strategic plan that ensures the success of any significant or valuable goal you want to achieve.

Theresa: How many years experience went into the foundation of the self-help books have you published?

James: After being involved in goal setting and strategic planning for the better part of 30 years, I feel that qualifies adequate experience.

Theresa: It surely does James! You reached for your goals and are helping teach others to do the same.

You acknowledged that you didn’t want to have to work a manual labor job. It seems to me, that this might have been the catalyst in motivating you to move into the corporate world. How did you feel when you began working in an office? How did you know what your next step would be?

James: I knew after two years of working manual labor (after leaving the military), I wanted something different. Initially I applied to be a manager of a department. Once I had achieved that level, I just kept shooting for something higher and once I learned how to do this, I kept moving up.

Theresa: Please tell us a little about your book, “Three Easy Steps To Improve Your Life”.

James: It’s a condensed version of the workbook that’s on my website homepage, and is a shorter read that accomplishes the same result, without all the worksheets and examples that are in the workbook.

 Theresa: What was your upbringing like James? Were your parents, goal setters and positive thinkers? What influences did they make in your decision to have a better way of life after leaving the Navy?

James: My parents were positive people but never talked about goal setting. I saw something in the military that piqued my interest in art of strategic planning, and it just grew from there.

Theresa: I see you have an entire website dedicated to instructing people to follow. How did Goals For All come about?

James: I felt that after I left the corporate world I wanted to use my training and experience and “pay it forward”, so others could reap the rewards that I had, and change their lives for the better.

Theresa: Can you give us an example of how to spot a bad goal on your list?

James: I don’t believe in “bad” goals. I just believe there are goals that are less important in nature, and the key is to find the goal that really gets your “juices” flowing. That’s the one that will get you so excited that you can’t wait to tackle it!

Theresa: There are a lot of authors on the Internet telling us we need their product to improve the way we think. What is special about the way you teach people to reach their goals?

James: The “process” I teach is founded on years of experimenting, failing, and then finding the right formula that guarantees that you will achieve any goal you desire. If you look carefully at everything I’ve stated above, you’ll realize that if my “process” is followed as outlined, you can accomplish anything.

Theresa: You mention dealing with difficult situations in life as something, which should have been taught to us when we were young. I remember being taught for instance: how to be a good winner and how to be a good at not coming in first, or second place. I do not remember being taught, how to deal with disappointment. What would you recommend when facing disappointment or difficult times?

James: If you learn the goal setting process correctly, you can overcome any disappointment. Remember, disappointments are actually roadblocks, and once you learn how to get around roadblocks, you won’t be disappointed again.

Theresa: Is this practice of mine, in sync with what you teach? I make a list for the day, however after working diligently, there are still things undone. It isn’t that I forgot them but rather other things were taking longer than expected or there could have been interruptions. Do I make a new list for the next day and place these unfinished tasks at the top? Tell me what I should do please.

James: Okay, but you’re talking about “to-do” lists and not major goals. But to answer your question directly, you should constantly bring anything forward that was not completed the previous day, and re-prioritize the new list every day. You must develop the habit of doing the most important thing first.

Theresa: James what are your plans for the remainder of 2014 regarding your website and blog?

James: I take all of this one day at a time, but with my personality I will never be satisfied with things as they are. Remember, my site and blog are only about 17 months old.

Theresa: Finally, I wonder if you will think about a time that stands out, whereby you helped someone do a complete turn around and share a brief tale of their success story.

James: I have helped hundreds and probably thousands of people on their journey to success, but don’t have any particular story to point out.

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James Egan is a man who has our best interests at heart. Stop by and delve into his instructional posts and purchase his books, in order to set up your list of goals and have the future you truly want. He even has a chart to make this easy to do.

James I sincerely thank you for spending time with me today, and I wish you much success in what you have to offer to us readers and to your future endeavors. You may follow him on BC here.

Check out his Goals For All website and get started setting your goals toady!

About Theresa H Hall

As a professional vocalist, licensed broadcaster, artist, published poet, lyricist, writer, animal lover and budding pastry chef, my blogs are intended to be conversational, thought provoking, interesting, mostly humorous and sometimes serious. Please join me on my quest to make "Sleeping Kitten - Dancing Dog!" (SKDD) a favorite of yours to visit. Read me on Half Hour Meals dot com and on BrooWaha dot com

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Spinning Words Into Pure Fiction

Kathleen Maher’s Pure Fiction is a site I have visited a number of times over the past week and I plan on returning. She is a New Yorker with such style and flair. The smooth flow of words is immediately apparent with each of her Flash Fictions. Thus far I have read “Superpowers” and “Guaranteed Happiness”. 2And the jacket of her book that is for sale on Amazon, “Diary of A Heretic”, has made me think about buying it and these days I seldom purchase books. Even the magazines I get delivered lie about untouched.

As I read Kathleen’s stories I am eager to click the read more link to see how her Flash Fictions will end. What a cool genre for the tales she tells! And she has the keen ability to tempt us with her array of diverse titles.

Theresa: Kathleen, you certainly understand the method for piquing our interests. You have an almost magical gift for this style of writing. It doesn’t take long before you have drawn your readers into the heart of your plot. How many years has it taken you to develop this finely tuned skill?

Kathleen: Theresa, thank you for the kind words. I have always wanted to write fiction, since my parents first started reading to my sisters and me before bed. Now I’ve been seriously writing it for thirty.

When I’m not writing, I get frustrated that I’m not sensible enough to the charmed life given to me, the many blessings.

Theresa: Your characters’ chemistry makes it easy for us to connect and be sympathetic to their story. I enjoy the combination of love and friendship, which develops quickly. Please give us an understanding of how you perceive the growth of these budding relationships.

Kathleen: It feels as if they happen spontaneously. Put two characters in different circumstances (age, sex, money, and skills) together so that their desires and attitudes have an impact on each other, and the relationship quickly becomes intense. The plot seems inevitable then. It may not work. But that’s what it feels like when I’m writing. The coincidences of fate may involve research, but can also cohere in ways I didn’t anticipate.

Theresa: Do you ever agonize over fitting together the pieces of your storylines?

Kathleen: Not often. I’ll start off thinking I know where everything goes, only to discover the story takes a different direction. Sometimes I have to wait for the details to become apparent. I agonize over structure: what to put in and what to leave out.

Theresa: I look forward to reading more of your work, mainly as it is easy to find writers but it is not always easy to become engaged with their work. How do you manage to captivate us so easily? Is it your fast pace from beginning to end?

Kathleen: The fast pace developed when I dared to write fiction online—like performance art. It lasted seven years. Now I try to keep the same pace but step back, off-line, and get some depth-perspective.

Theresa: You mentioned in your BC Bio, that you have a husband and two children. Does any of one them write creatively? Are they supportive of your craft, or do you maintain a low profile and publish quietly?

Kathleen: I have a grown son and daughter, who are both musicians. My son plays the saxophone and composes music I can’t always follow. He works as a business metrics analyst. My daughter wrote a music blog for years. Every year I gave them journals. My daughter was always ready for a new one by March. She loves music and is a data scientist. I’m not sure but I think my writing embarrasses them. I talk about my characters so much that my son occasionally checks my sanity. “You know they’re fiction, right?”

My husband is a writer and editor. He edits everything I write—including this. He writes business speeches and has a novel out this month, using a pseudonym because the story is at odds with his professional life.

Theresa: New York is a hotbed for creative ideas, history and vibrant people from around the globe. Name for us some that you might have drawn inspiration from. Are there any favorites you haven’t used yet?

Kathleen: Originally, I’m from Chicago as is my husband. We knew each other as children and have lived in New York for thirty years. I love living among people from all over the world. But I don’t know very many people well. I’m not sure where creative ideas come from. Certainly, they’re related to a collective unconscious. I had never seen a James Bond movie until the girl in the serial predicts the actor would get the role next. Why she did that, I don’t know. But I decided to keep it. Then I watched a few movies and read Ian Fleming. In another serial, a young man is enthralled by Bob Marley and runs away to Jamaica, a wannabe Rasta. A Jamaican blogger saw the story and sent me patois dictionaries. Curiously to me, Ian Fleming spent every winter in Jamaica.

Theresa: I’ve a favorite theory that we all possess gifts or talents with the obligation of sharing them with our fellow earthlings. It is obvious you have the wondrous gift of writing, getting to the point, developing your stories and leaving us wanting a bit more. Are there any other traits you have developed during your life such as dancing, acting or mountain climbing that you would care to tell us about?

Kathleen: I love the mountains and hiking but am not especially accomplished. We rarely travel except to visit family, especially now that my kids live in Chicago and California.

Theresa: Kathleen if you have the chance to relocate or move to a different part of the world, which places or cities would you choose and why?

Kathleen: If offered the chance to live anywhere and the means to survive there, I doubt I’d pass up any place if my husband came with me. Japan and South Korea intrigue me.

Theresa: “James Bond and the Girls of Woodstock” is only one example of exemplarily named titles you have conjured. I know our readers would be fascinated to learn how these titles come to mind. Do you find that you write the story from the title or does the title become clear once you have written?

Kathleen: The title is the last touch or else it pops to mind somewhere along the way. As I said, I didn’t start “James Bond and the Girls of Woodstock” with any interest or even common awareness of James Bond. That serial grew huge with so many characters and crisscrossing relationships that I’ll need to divide it into sections and cut it a lot.

Theresa: Dashed dreams or things you’ve longed to do, but either never will or you do not have the ability to do; I’m interested to know about two or three if you’d like to elaborate.

Kathleen: I’m horribly single-minded. All I want to do is hit the mark I set for my writing. I yearn for readers. Because of my nature, it’s unlikely I’ll be satisfied that I’ve done well enough.

Theresa: Your Pure Fiction site is testament to the different directions your writing takes you. I easily relate to having many irons in the fire. It’s a bit of a balancing or juggling act. Do you feel the same?

Kathleen: The site is still new. It’s nowhere near done and the technicalities alone drive me crazy. I wrote Flash Fiction for Mike French who ran an English literary blog, “The View from Here.” I didn’t have time to write for him but he pressed a little. Foolishly, I assumed if I kept it short, it wouldn’t take long. I write 30 pages for each I keep, though, so it was a good exercise. “Superpowers” is the first Flash Fiction I’ve written in years. It’s an aside in the novel I’m rewriting. My blog was popular for a few years so I’m doing my best to put something up once a week, even if it’s only a quote from “Diary of a Heretic,” which is often the case.

Theresa: If you were one of your characters, Kathleen, give us a shortened example of how you would “burst” upon us and however did you come up with this terminology?

Kathleen: I’m not sure I can. The challenge for me is getting away from my characters. When they take over my dreams, arguing and doing things they would naturally do but aren’t part of the story, I take a day off and walk along the Hudson or go to a museum.

Theresa: What are your publishing plans for the remainder of 2014?

Kathleen: I won’t finish rewriting “The Vitruvian Man” this year. With luck, I’ll finish the first half, from the man’s point of view this year, and rewrite “The Vitruvian Woman,” which is the novel’s second half in time to publish it in 2015. “The Vitruvian Woman” is currently on my site as “Work-in-Progress.” When I take it down, you’ll know, I’ve finished Walter’s half.

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4Kathleen Maher I fully expect great things from you. Your literary treasures spring from the depths of your secret writing place. And I predict that someday in the not too distant future, a majority of readers will know your name, too. I appreciate your time and extend a warm welcome to BlogCatalog. I invite you all to get to know this author and her works of art by visiting her website and on BlogCatalog.

About Theresa H Hall

As a professional vocalist, licensed broadcaster, artist, published poet, lyricist, writer, animal lover and budding pastry chef, my blogs are intended to be conversational, thought provoking, interesting, mostly humorous and sometimes serious. Please join me on my quest to make "Sleeping Kitten - Dancing Dog!" (SKDD) a favorite of yours to visit. Read me on Half Hour Meals dot com and on BrooWaha dot com

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CAVEMAN MONEY – A Affinity For Personal Finance

The Caveman Money on BlogCatalog is a personal finance blogger who uses his anonymous internet handle “The Caveman” on the internet because he found that after blogging for about six years he started feeling a little uncomfortable discussing his own personal finances in detail.  He also found that using his anonymity name allowed him a little more freedom when it came to sharing his own ideas and his blog while still giving him a great excuse to refer to his wife as “Mrs. Caveman,” which elicits an eye-roll every time she reads one of his articles.

So now I have to ask, how does a young man such as yourself in his twenties grow to know so much about personal finances?

Caveman:  I suppose I don’t have a good answer to that question. Personal finance has always been a fascination of mine, ever since I first learned about the beauty of compound interest. The idea that I could make money simply by letting it sit somewhere has always amazed me. As a young kid, all you really know about money is that it is meant to be spent on toys. I figured out pretty early on that if I invested my money for a while, I could buy more toys later.

Angie:  Are your parents the same way and are you their only son?

Caveman:  Well, I am an only child, but my parents think very differently than I do when it comes to personal finances. That isn’t to say that they are bad with their finances because they are not, but they are definitely bigger consumers than I am. My father works in manufacturing and puts in 60+ hours in any given week, and he’s not afraid to spend a little bit of his hard-earned money when he wants. Overall, though, my folks are more responsible with their finances than probably 90% of people out there, so I can’t complain!

Angie:  Why did you choose a career in corporate finance?

Caveman:  As much as I love personal finance, most jobs in that field require a lot of cold-calling and a lot of sales ability. Selling things for other people is just not something I’m interested in, so I decided a career in corporate finance was right up my alley. Working in corporate finance allows me to gain valuable experience and perspectives, and I can spend my free time blogging about personal finances. It’s a great balance!

Angie:  I read on your blog that you listen to Dave Ramsey’s teachings.  When did you start listening to him?  Before or after you started your financial analyst career?

Caveman:  I started reading Dave Ramsey’s books when I was in college. At the time, I was working full-time in a call center while attending college and I had built up a good bit of debt after I bought my first home in 2006. I was still trying to make sense out of “being an adult,” and Ramsey’s teachings really helped guide me back toward a good path, financially.

Angie:  I also read that even if you do agree with Ramseys teachings there are a few things you don’t agree with.  Can you share those with us?

Caveman:  Well, Ramsey is a great teacher for the average person. I think that once a person has a good hold of their financial situation, though, some of Ramsey’s teachings can seem a little too extreme. A great example is Ramsey’s view on credit cards. He advocates that you just never use them, but the reality is that responsible use of credit cards can yield to several hundred dollars in benefits each year. I’ve got about $350 sitting in my Capital One Rewards Cash right now from the last six months of spending, and I have never paid them a dime in interest.

Angie:  Have you ever had someone challenge your advice?  And if so, how did you resolve it?

Caveman:  I always say that personal finance is not a science, but rather an art. People challenge my numbers and assumptions constantly, and I encourage that. If you’ve found a better path toward financial freedom than following the advice I’ve laid out, then I say blaze your own trail. Just be sure to share your knowledge with the world once you’ve been successful doing it your way. Remember: If you’re reading articles on my blog, then you’re probably already doing more than 95% of the United States is doing to help themselves. It’s all about doing your research and implementing a plan that works for you.

Angie:  Have you ever gone a little crazy spending some serious money just for fun?

Caveman:  All the time. I advocate a balance between paving your way toward financial freedom and enjoying life today. We want to be as stress-free and independent as we can be when we’re older, but not at the expense of suffering while we’re young. I go on a nice vacation every couple years. Most recently, I converted my empty basement into the ultimate “Man Cave.” I’ve got a 100-inch projection setup with a nice surround-sound system, a full stocked bar, a 7-seat wrap-around couch and my own separate recliner, and all sorts of signs and memorabilia hanging on the walls representing my favorite NFL team. I even built up a little bit of zero-interest debt to make this happen. It puts me in a little bit of a squeeze in terms of meeting my financial goals in 2014, but that just means I’ve got to work a little harder.

Angie:  Your post on the APMEX silver bars was fun to read.  I then noticed below that you  mentioned to “TonyB” that your all time favorite company to invest in that also made you the most money was Disney.  Is that really true?  And If so, how much are you investing in it this year?

Caveman:  Unfortunately, I had to liquidate all of my Disney stock when I bought my house a year ago. To give you an idea of what that has cost me, I sold the stock at $60 a year ago, and it is worth $80 today. They’ve also paid out some dividends over that timeframe as well. I love my new house, but a stock gaining over 30% in the last year would have been really nice. This year, I’m a little apprehensive on Disney because of their major run-up in 2013. I’d like to move a little bit of my Roth IRA funds into their stock, though – maybe 25%.

Angie:  Do you have any major financial goals you’d like to share?

Caveman:  Actually I do! Recently, I shared on my blog that my long-term goal is to have $1 million in net worth by my 40th birthday. That’s about 12 years from now, and I’ve got a long way to go. Loyal readers of my blog will get an opportunity to follow my progress via my monthly net worth reports!

Angie:  Who do you most admire in todays world? And why?

Caveman:  Honestly, I admire my father more than anyone. He has worked his tail off for the last 30 years to support me and my mom. While he is successful in his industry, he still puts more hours in an average week than I put in even during my busiest times at work. He has taught me a lot about work ethic and being thankful for what I’ve got. While we all want to do better and have more than our parents, he has set the bar pretty high and has given me a lot to aspire to. On my journey from child to independent adult, he has never shied away from telling me he’s proud of me, and he has also never stopped giving me advice and life lessons. 

Angie:  Those are really nice words, and thank you for sharing some good and constructive sound advice with all of us on BlogCatalog.

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